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[05 Apr 2009|04:30am] |
Im going public..
Im not friends with knathan until he joins twitter.
That means NO cosby show updates.
I don't want to be harsh...but I have to.
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[13 Mar 2009|04:33pm] |
I have blown my nose 3872 times today.
What the fuck are you doing with your life?
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[13 Mar 2009|08:54am] |
 New.
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[03 Mar 2009|01:11pm] |
Yay! 19th-26th im going out of town.
San jose
Then portland!!
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[13 Feb 2009|07:59am] |
Every dream I had last night was about sharks eating me.
Like chewing through my bed even to eat me.
What. The. Fuck.
I think my new haircut must taste good? Who knows?
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[11 Feb 2009|10:32pm] |

Yay.
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[06 Jan 2009|10:55pm] |
I want to get maebe a pet marmoset.

They are fucking cute.
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[03 Jan 2009|03:40am] |
I use to sleep at night. What happened? When did I become a vampire?
Other than my love for blood and my hate for garlic.
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[21 Dec 2008|04:27pm] |
Al just called me to tell me he went ahead and packed up my apartment for me...
what... the....fuckkkkkkkkk
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[17 Dec 2008|08:38pm] |
Dear hair. Look like this again!
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[12 Dec 2008|11:49pm] |
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i know youre not supposed to tattoo your lovers name on you. but i think I am going to break that rule tomorrow.

since mad dog is the hottest lover ive ever had. and the most long term!
the only problem is picking what flavor to get? its like choosing a favorite child!!!
I think im going to have to stick with red grape wine. since it was the only kind id drink for like 5 years... Mad dog. weve had some awesome times together. and youve also made me a crazy bitch at times. but i forgive you. yummy $3 drunkeness.
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[29 Oct 2008|02:28pm] |
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Joined the Roc City Roller Girls!
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[26 Oct 2008|08:19pm] |
------------------------------- 4:07 pm ------------------------------- uhinthebackseat: Maebe made a voodoo doll of you Monkeyfistball: Nnooooo!!!! uhinthebackseat: She's been working the calf. Does your right calf hurt? uhinthebackseat: She's also laughing Monkeyfistball: That is creepy uhinthebackseat: Doggie voodoo is not creepy ------------------------------- 4:12 pm ------------------------------- Monkeyfistball: My right calf has hurt for 2 days uhinthebackseat: Hhhahahaaaaaahahhahahahah uhinthebackseat: Don't fuck with maebe
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[23 Oct 2008|06:01pm] |
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Ok. It snowed yesterday. Nothing major. It melted as soon as it hit the ground.
Im moving to mexico....or somewhere just as warm.
My dogs > you
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[05 Oct 2008|02:10pm] |
22 hours in a car? Dear lorddd. I did most of the driving. Once I finally got to the new home I was shaking. The girls seems to love the new place. Lots of other dogs live here. Its pretty. Huggge trees in my backyard. I have cable. A new living room set annnd bedroom set. About to get breakfast. go shopping. Then go up to fridays and make them hire me.
Oh and everyone has that dirty accent. Fucking lust.
My boxes will get here tuesday. Then lotsss of unpacking.
Loveeee.
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